My friend sent me this email today, and I thought it was funny enough to share.
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, we slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500,000 house, a $45,000 car, a king-size bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me, you aren't holding up your end of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find myself a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Take that, Mid-life crisis!
6 comments:
Hehe! I love it!
Yeah that was a good comeback!!
We laughed so hard! Sad to think that that is probably a true story for some folks.
Loved that illustration!
That's funny!
I found this joke offensive.
just jesting :)
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